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F U Clock - Ep. V F U Clock - Ep. V

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy shit, not having logged in in over 5 years, seeing a new FU Clock episode made my night. Still laughing my ass off at all of them and it's awesome to see a new one. Fuckin' a.

F U Clock - Ep. IV F U Clock - Ep. IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Honestly, as fucking gay as this will sound, the only reason I come back to Newgrounds is to see if you've made anymore F U Clock Episodes. This almost made me piss my pants off laughing. A good day indeed.

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BreadMan BreadMan

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

well i'm partly retarded..

but i laughed really hard at this. i don't know what about it i thought was so funny. it could've been the fact that he was eating so much god damn bread.. or perhaps when his head fucking exploded because of cancer. either way i don't question it.. i just laugh.

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F U Clock - Ep. III F U Clock - Ep. III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

later that night

these are fuckin awesome. i dig the hand-drawn mixed with the really smooth animation. not to mention the hilarity, i shant forget the hilarity. what i'm really trying to say is: this is by far my favorite series on newgrounds and i hope to fuck that there are more coming.

Worlds Apart Worlds Apart

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


it was alright.. kind of lame. but the t-rex was cool. Jurassic Park bitch, represent.

War. War.

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is seriously one of my favorite flash cartoons. I've watched it probably about 9 or 10 times and each time I still smile at how perfectly timed everything is and how well the music fits this piece. This film really captures war circa WWII with the propaganda perspective. Example: how O's = The perfect race and X's = the barbaric primative inferior race. I thought this piece was absolutely brilliant.

banana phone booth banana phone booth

Rated 1 / 5 stars


well i really don't understand how this got a 3.27. It was pretty boring to me. There was no voicing, which really doesn't matter if the text voicing is good, however, the text dialouge was balls as well. I didn't find this submission very entertaining myself, and seriously question why the hell it got a score over 1.50. It was just using the song off of a very funny cartoon called Banana Phone. I suggest you watch that cartoon. Then piss on this one.

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Teach Me Teach Me

Rated 5 / 5 stars


hahah holy shit i love that cartoon... animal snuff porn.. AMPHIBIOUS animal snuff porn... can't get any better than that. what the fuck is so wrong with masturbating psychokarma? Ass.

Salad Fingers Episode 3 Salad Fingers Episode 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I'm a huge fan of this series.. and all of your cartoons, and claymations, and this I have to say kicks ass. I demand more!

Salad Fingers Episode 2 Salad Fingers Episode 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars


wow.. seriously that's one of the coolest entries I've ever seen on Newgrounds.. its creepy and humorous and incredibly unique. I raise a glass to you, and can only hope that Salad Fingers 3 will be done quickly, and still mantain that level of creepiness and humor. Nicely done.